The Amazing Race Australia: Celebrity Edition 2023 Week 4
Podcast episode ยท 29 Oct 2023 ยท 1 hr 4 min
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0:00 A [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] welcome back to the NFI take channel here on YouTube where we've got the TNT takes for you on The Amazing Race Australia there it is the thing what's happened to him I don't know something is going on here for your Sunday evening I'm joined by of course V I'm joined by Michelle and I'm joined by someone very mysterious here apparently pom what is going on here
1:20 Pain suffering is it even worth going on with the race so melodramatic obviously impacted greatly by the going on of this week's episode doesn't want to show his face is how ashamed he is of his tipping or picking prowess for his amazing races but we're going to discuss all of that of course coming up there's a lot to get through I'm sure he's got a lot of valuable insights Beyond just the shame that he's feeling he's in a dark bit of Darkness but we're here to drag him out folks V Michelle Tom we're here to episode we're here to discuss episodes seven and eight week four week five are we week five already four what did I write week four week four I did the canva thumbnail and everything and then I forget immediately after I post it so how has everyone's week been Michelle how you been we missed you last week I've been good yeah last week was fun I was on the train home at this time coming back from the mountains because we filmed Sydney Survivor 2 so we had some really passionate players who played hard so it was good and when's coming out when it's edited it'll be next year sometime next year sometime where can people keep an eye on that or at least check out last season well
2:40 Go to Sydney Survivor on Facebook or on YouTube if you go to Sydney Survivor on YouTube you can see last seasons all the apps are there nice V how you doing you had a good week oh yeah living life you know loving it I don't know live laughing loving living laughing loving good all of it all at once as well and Tom do I need to ask how you doing man he looks like a Sith Lord that's what I am I've turned to the dark side and I'm not going to be nice to these contestants anymore I've been very generous to everyone as I've been assessing their uselessness on the race but the gloves are off tonight you know no to me too they annoyed this week to no end we're going to get into it I'm sure but before we do let's send a shout out if we've got anyone watching live I hope you're enjoying it shout out to Jonathan Gray he's not here tonight he did say hey guys not going to make it tonight just wondering when Beck and Kate become amazing races and this will come up later I'm sure but he did say all serious do you think Beck and Kate stay if Beck puts on a blindfold and just covers her ears so that might be something to discuss later on for the
4:01 Challenges who's joining us Scott since I was mainly watching for George now that he and Pam are out I don't know if I'll keep up oh especially now that Survivor UK started yes I not long to go you might as well stick around we only got a couple more weeks I think we're pretty sure Tom that TNT will be covering Survivor UK as well it's kind of in the works at the moment we're figuring it all out much more a Survivor fan than t barely started this week's episode but I'm here for live early am on my 65th birthday happy birthday Scott birthday to you 65 and many more to come hopefully good on you Scott Happy Birthday brother Ellen joining us again what's up Ellen saying hey everyone crazy that the season is nearly over I'm all for an Emma and Haley win now to be honest let them be the first female team to win the oh no one's won the no female team's won race Australia wiggle and then a shout out from Aon as well hi guys Erin hey eron okay so we start episode seven Team flying from panang to cmre Cambodia and head to another word that is difficult to say Cham chamani
5:21 Tiani I forget how B said it I don't know if Bo is like the standard for pronunciation of Southeast Asian names but it's the best got so I'm trying to get off what Bose got they head to a souvenir shop for their clue which basically directs them to Anor what very famous temple sort of setup in Cambodia where they have to find an offering search for a monk at the highest points of anawat and there's a little bit of a trick in that as well what did you think of this sort of first step in Cambodia here Landing in or going to what is one of the most famous places in Cambodia Michelle did you like ankor wat I've never been there I love the whole history of it all I love Anor wat and I love it when they go to major sites in the world just to give us a sneak peek into the insides of them as well I love the clue you know find him from up high because you know you have to think outside the box yeah absolutely because they just assume they're looking for the monk at the highest spot Harry and Teddy actually do a pretty good job here Tom in finding the monk first they're quick off
6:41 This off the thing but unfortunately they forgot something along the way kind of a big part of it all is the offering right I mean I think that's wouldn't have been that bad of a strategy I mean it wasn't like that far behind like the actual area where the gifts were so OB they couldn't run which is a problem but like not having to waste time climb the stairs and all that I felt that would have actually almost saved them time if anything oh by finding him without even looking for the highest point they found him can go get the offering and go straight back to the same spot without worrying about yeah I'm surprised they was still at the end like by the end of that challenge so accidentally failing upwards Harry and Teddy there Allie and Angie though V they actually arrive first they give their offering to a monk to a monk just some random whoever around thoroughly confused by the whole thing yeah that's the thing I just imagine like you give someone it's an offering right it's not like you're asking and then they ask for a clue he's like I'm clueless I don't know what you're talking about and then they
8:02 Imagine I think they went and got a different one I think they left that one with him I think they thought it was too mean to take it back but I love that little trick of looking out the window that's I love little puzzles like that really captured my imagination and I didn't think about the boys failing upwards I thought that would have cost them time but you're right they didn't then have to go up the stairs and do that whole thing so yeah I'm surprised that didn't actually work out in their advantage because should have but at the time I was like oh boys you're so silly it's at anchor what that we start hearing about how the teams have kind of separated into two factions almost with Darren and Tristan Beck and Kate kind of racing together at this point anyway and Haley and Emma or Emma and Haley come up and they kind of give him a bum steer what do you think of this tactic here Michelle I bum Ste is a fight like you're at the pointy end here you've got less teams yeah tell them to go a different way or say I don't know when you really do I mean you then you're not being mean and callous you're just saying I don't know I mean but Yan and Co why did they help Ali and Angie like yeah fine they're kind but no
9:22 Don't help like you don't need to help So eventually we get to the point where they both everyone Jan and core Alli and Angie they were the sort of the last ones they open the detour though and The Detour gives us protect your house or protect your Empire and teams choose between recreating a traditional Little Spirit house sort of setup and or learning bokator which is a martial arts it looked very similar to I guess Cambodia southeast Asia like I was getting Tai Muay Thai kind of vibes from it and I didn't know Cambodia had this like of course they do like every you know country that's old enough has their own version of martial arts in Southeast Asia or Asia in general but yeah tough choice between these two do you make the house do you play fights like and like imagine the I Yana said to cor you probably want to do the fight because you know the bloke the guy thing all the guys chose the thing why would you choose here V what you choosing the spirit house you're choosing the fighting what are you doing here look any opportunity to not do anything to physical I'll take so if you've got physical or non-physical I'm going for the non-physical
10:43 Having said that core and his coring doing my head in I can't I it was doing my head in so yeah but yeah I always go for the nice like look at something memorize it do it look at something rather than the moves look too hard I don't want someone jumping on my back Tom are you jumping on people's backs if I'm therey if I'm there with my mom then no because she wouldn't not be able to do that even remotely but can I just put it out here right now Jana is as useless as George the only difference is she has a 16-year-old giraffe carrying her like honestly the only challenges y has been good at this entire time our eating challenges everything else she can't do and then she oh anyway no I would do the other challenge especially because like there's like the one I don't know if you were allowed to run in between like the one the one kilometer between the example and then your little house you have to do but that'd be perfect for me I'm a long distance R so I'd just I'd probably get my teammate to remember the interior and I'd remember the exterior of the house and then I could run back and forth
12:03 To like relay information about you know the no one did that Tom they were I was watching them no like straight away I wrote down why isn't someone looking at the inside someone looking at the outside they just seem to be looking at everything together and I'm like why aren't you breaking this up making it easier for yourselves yeah that was frustrating but then when Jana was trying to jump on C's back and saying oh you're so wobbly I'm like yeah you're jumping on his back he's not going to be standing like stiff as a tree like oh the things she says these next two episodes I'm very surprised cuz I thought she'd be able to keep her cool being an Olympian I thought she'd be able to keep her cool a bit better than she's shown especially this week the stress just seems to break her almost well with the with this challenge broke her immediately I mean being an Olympian though like she was a what was she was a hurdler and like once that gun goes you run for like 10 second or what's hurdles maybe 15 seconds for 100 meter it's also not a team sport yeah exactly you just run so she must tunnel vision
13:23 And it's also something she's incredibly competent at that had been doing her entire life and gotten to the peak of her sport so it's not like it was difficult for her like it's difficult to push and really find the Peak Performance but it's something that she'd done a probably I mean a hurdle she'd probably jumped a billion in her lifetime I don't know like or 500 M however many million hurdles she would have billions Saye I don't I can't believe I said a billion she would have jumped a lot of hurdles in her lifetime right but then you put you do a task that you're not familiar with that is difficult to learn that he's in a foreign environment that you're tired like yeah the frustration is coming through so much so that obviously it's impacting all of us viewers because even Ellen agreed with you I was screaming so much at Yana these two episodes crazy he takes it even further if I was CAU I would have Wall uped Tiana during the challenge you're an athlete for God's sake as Edmund Edna Mode says in the CR pull yourself together yeah she's not she's got Ellen is going in on Jana look there's three comments back to that if the 16y old team is the one holding together then you need to reevaluate your contribution thank you
14:44 Agreed so yeah people are not on team Jana apparently but team core people like core though Harry Jana even said at one point in the you know protect your Empire thing we're not you no he she said to him you're not working as a team and I'm thinking you're half of that team love what's going on with you yeah she's not a team player she's a solo athlete and I yeah obviously that's where the stress is coming out having to work alongside someone I imagine maybe like there's an element of I mean not 16 but my 5-year-old son any task that we do together or he wants to do or I'm trying to do and he wants to do so I can't do it because he wants to I'm way worse than Jana I'm like you're five and so dumb kids are stupid as smart as they are like even like the really smart ones they're still children and oh my God yes so true so true my 11year old doing you know just
16:05 She discusses things with me and she think she's right and I can't argue with her in the end I say okay let's move on I can't this move on because then she doesn't like that but I can say okay yeah and I'm inside I'm going Jesus Christ she won't listen to me [Music] all I know is if Jana and core win this Jana is no sorry not Jana cor is going to like you know be so popular P like popular at school because he's going to be the first person to single-handedly win The Amazing Race the first solo team honestly he's just got an absolute ball and chain he's dragging around everywhere and I didn't think I'd feel bad for the 16-year-old giraffe yeah so yeah that's right so Erin said the teams went from complaining about George and Pam in confessionals to pointing out that Yan and C lack of communication yeah they found a new focus and Jana just serving it up for people on a platter as well like really just going at a 16y old boy who's trying his ass off and she doesn't seem to be yeah carrying the weight as Tom likes to point out very pointedly
17:25 So during this during this challenge obviously they struggled they had some difficulty with the communication it allowed Harry and Teddy to actually Leap Frog Jan and core they were in last place Y and core now moving to last place they're freaking out and we go to roadblock after this so Ali and Angie em and Haley they complete their Spirit house the fight gets the walket tour gets completed and we get who's good in the kitchen is the is the question sneaky yes cook so they think they're gonna cook yeah oh that's true actually they did Michelle you know full well the history of like you I know you weren't here last week but I did say I quoted you as an inspiration because I saw on the Facebook group that you said anytime there's an eating task on The Amazing Race you do the other one if there's a detour if you're given the choice don't do the eating one but when it comes to a road there's no you have to do it the choice then becomes which partner does it right so how do you do you sus out who's good in the kitchen is this GNA be you're in Asia you're eating bugs or
18:45 Something that's unsavory you're eating something like that and it's going to come down a rock paper scissors outside the roadblock as to who goes in we actually I don't know if it was on purpose or I mean probably in edit it was but ear in the episode someone mentioned there's heaps of tarantulas in Cambodia there and I'm like oh is that like obviously CU I saw the preview but yeah they dropped that little hint in at the start the check offs tarantula and yeah they have to cook and eat tarantulas which is a them long enough you should have cooked them longer to make them really crispy you know out but yeah I would have till there were like balls of nothing you know what I did appreciate about this is Bo immediately tucked into just a giant tarantula like in introducing the thing like he has no quals whatsoever like I'm falling in love with Bo every week more and more every episode he's just cracking up mad jokes he's doing one liners he's eating tarantulas and I'm just like Bill lift your game fi look what Bo is doing here man come on so we see people we get as
20:05 Ellen pointed out now we get 35 minutes people gaging losing their minds over tarantulas who did it was it Harry or Teddy that actually did it Teddy it was Teddy har holding onto a wall or a railing he just he's not even doing it he's holding on to I'm like come on bro he loves his bro he can't see hiso oh they were they were calling out to Bro every five minutes bro it's a Cambodia trip man they were loving Cambodia but yeah Teddy was doing the like he where he's like I can't I my brain won't let me do it like you can see him he's putting it in the M like it's inside he just can't it initially but there was so much fours a lot of food there yeah Harry said he was hungry but Lu he didn't get to do it so it was Teddy how would you doing this are you good with eating tarantulas and cockroaches I would give it a try I would all of that especially local delicacy so I know someone's eating this stuff I would try all of it but a
21:26 A huge bowl a whole tarantula at a huge bowl that would be too overwhelming for me I think I'd have to sit it out but I'd try it but yeah they just give them so much Tom you good with tarantulas because I think at some point someone said describe them as juicy and soft sens it shouldn't be Juicy Juice yeah the juice would be rough I think I'd be medium at this challenge I wouldn't be good or bad I just wish I taught my PW ones Beck and Kate the tarantula eating technique and then maybe I wouldn't have fallen to the dark side in rebellion of their exit what's the tarantula eating technique oh I couldn't teach you on a YouTube L you really to show is it hard enough like seriously Michelle I think Michelle you've got the right tactic here is that again if anything has a soft Center as juicy it means they didn't cook that thing long enough where you can just crunch away tasteless no texture like I imagine if it's still soft scentered and juicy I reckon those hairs are probably still an issue at that point
22:46 Like have they fully fried away because I think you could deep fry anything really and get it to the point it's like okay well that's just charcoal like that's just nothing but yeah when they're still juicy and there's hit like oh it's hard it's a struggle so much so that Beck and Kate Beck has Arachnophobia which is a great movie from the 80s but also a condition that means that you're very afraid of spiders our amazing Racers top of our Tom let's go Tom justify back them up like give some no they don't deserve any backup I'm sorry they didn't even attempt it not I just it would have been somewhat justifiable if they were in Reverse roles like is it is it actually to hon I can't even tell the difference between Beck and Kate I don't know which one was which the whole time it's Beck's the one who was like really arachnophobic right yeah so like if Beck was the one who had to eat the spiders and like I could understand them not even attempting it but the fact that she just had to sit in the room yeah like someone mentioned before why couldn't she just close her eyes and like cover her ears like they were the spiders were all dead nothing was going to like attack her or anything but
24:07 All I'm saying is it's an outrage that there's a Spider challenge before there's a nightclub challenge I think this game is a little bit rigged if you ask me I'm just putting it out there you know there's a lot more nightclubs in the world than spiders probably God maybe Beck and Kate immediately no well I actually thought this was pretty smart of them like if you know you're not going to do it then don't there's an Aussie term that says you're not we're not here to do something to spiders which means don't mess about we're not here to you know muck around and they weren't there to do stuff to fornicate with spiders they were there to with then they made the decision quick penalty let's take it and go from there because I imagine if they there so many times we see in The Amazing Race they try sort of but that it's just 5 10 minutes of I can't I can't I and then you have to take the penalty anyway at least they kind of made the decision quick got it out of the way for what was the most non food thing I've ever seen I think that's what Harry said he said this is the most non- food thing I've ever seen food challenge and I think they would have been there for more than an hour with how things how they were feeling
25:27 They would have been there for more than an hour and then probably bottle it yeah that's what I mean like as long as you make the decision quick and you're and there's also like I mean is there any way to tell Michelle like why sometimes they give a half an hour penalty versus an hour penalty no it just seems random isn't it because the US One used to their penalties used to be a lot longer than just one hour and was so random that season where there were lots of penalties taken when it was like a half hour then it was an hour then it was like I think something was like even less than half an hour yeah short on yeah it's just weird I don't know how they figure it out I think they would how long it would take yeah the fast person and then add on whatever but I don't I watched what it actually was it this season of the US one where I think in episode one they came first but had to doal penalty for half an hour and every single team came through in or maybe it was last season or that was last season of The Amazing it was there was like a big Meathead jock and his like girlfriend
26:47 Landed first half penalty 20 teams or something 20 something teams and that half an hour like they ended up being eliminated on the first leg from like that's crazy so yeah like if they gave them an hour on that one that would have been completely out of the thing so maybe they just time it based on the actual challenge or I mean they probably got producers in the ear going next person's 45 minutes away give them an hour like you know who knows right like that they deserve to go out if you're going to take a penalty on the first episode just go just oh they do yeah I thought you were talking about Beck and Kate for a second oh no I'm disappointed so disappointed in them Ellen said it's the fact that Kate Beck and Kate knew tarantulas were a delicacy in Cambodia and they had to eat them they yeah that was that was what I said before one of them mentioned that there was tarantulas I think it was Beck and Kate going I think this country is full of tarantulas yeah Bo even had a bowl of Crickets at the pit stop that was cool yeah F to eat it was at this moment the celebity question what they said yes to the show I love that was the best quote here's a good question for everyone let's throw this one out
28:08 George and Pam who's doing the eating challenge in oh look if George would have had to he would have just wolfed them all down Pam would have had issues but I think she would have still done it I think P cuz George would have gone oh Pam you're good in the kitchen cuz you're better at everything than I am cuz I'm useless that would have been roughly what happened if I had to recreate that situation so yeah she would have done it but I reckon George actually would have potentially been better at that challenge for once yeah being out on you know on the island he's used to eating whatever I guess so yeah maybe but Beck and Kate not used to that type of food or non food and the penalty as far as the penalties go Ellen said the amazing rest is whatever the heck they want there's no reason so after eating and then you go yeah agreed Tomic there you go so wi back up after going eating tarantulas eating cockroaches eating a like full bowls of just bugs and three of the biggest tarantulas like we people talk about spiders and we don't get them we get like Huntsman stuff but like that is they're beastly
29:28 Like I feel like you could put a harness on them a saddle or something almost before you eat it and that of course brings us to the pit stop Darren and Tristan back on top after eating really gross stuff very quickly Alli and Angie land right after them like directly after them on the mat Beck and Kate arri in third but of course they have to serve their penalty from not eating the spiders and then because of that eventually Beck and Kate are last and eliminated from the race what is that what how does that leave Beck and Kate's Legacy in this race like do you think they should have gone further did they overachieve is this kind of middle of the pack sixth out of 11 kind of where they deserve to be Tom I'll save you for last because I know you've got some okay fine I'll just we say goodbye to Beck and Kate did they grow in you as the season went on oh God he's gone again I think they could have they could have come second I think oh or first or second they were contenders yeah outdone by the SP you know what like except for this except for eating tarantal and if you are genuinely arachnophobic
30:49 Like that's a hard thing to overcome I don't have anything that I'm that scared of but if I did like I don't know if it would be that easy but I appreciate the fact that I felt like when they said they're true fans it was sincere like I really picked up that they loved it and this wasn't a paycheck for them and I think they did try really hard but eating spiders was probably just a little bit too much Michelle you're a little bit harsher you're you're a veteran you're a fan you know what is in these RAC and if you're in it you're gonna do some weird [ __ ] right look I hate cockroaches I will not kill them I will I will run screaming from them I hate them with a passion but if I was on the race with them I know I would just close my eyes and shove it in my mouth like I don't want to eat them I don't want to be I can't even be in the same room as one if one came in the door right now I'd be off the screen I could Wales I know but I just you know I'd still do what I had to do that's the way to get that's the way people win The Amazing Race like you have to do what you have to do and get through it somehow Tom Beck and Kate what's your farewell to your amazing
32:09 Races well I think I definitely agree with v I think they would have made it to the final three they're the only team that has faced their only cryptonight you know like I said before core hasn't faced nightclubs I don't know any of the other team's weaknesses so I can't comment on them but I mean I guess Harry fac School in the next episode but he didn't really have to learn anything too difficult so yeah I think they were destined for more and I predicted this week like I said last week there was going to be a non-elimination leg this for this these two episodes and of course the world had to curse me like it like it always does and give it to the next episode instead of instead of my Queens but just there's no point continuing second V says second Tom back are up like I don't last week I gave you right I said yeah okay fine put it at the top because I'm not I'm not one to like fight that but I don't see what you saw from the beginning I don't know why you think they're so good at this like I think they were okay they certainly weren't bad having said that I do also think if they hadn't taken
33:29 The time penalty maybe this is unpopular I think they would have been out on this challenge because that the best they could do was third and that was going straight there yeah had they actually try I do believe it would have taken them more than an hour judging by their attitude to it they would have been out regardless of time penalty or not so were last to arrive at the spiders anyway weren't they yeah so I think they gave themselves aead Mary chance with the time penalty I think that was going to be quicker than they could have done it I just I thought their attitude was great I thought they had a real spirit being fans but they had to have known that this was coming if their fans that this is why I don't go on I don't audition for these shows because I could not do it well they Dem yes Ellen they demolished the cow body parts quite well like so it's not the spider thing yeah they could handle it I was surprised how well they smashed out that other eating challenge it's just it was their cryptonite and you know I failed as a teacher in not teaching them how to do that
34:49 So this is my fault you can write them some fan letters you can you can go into their slide into their DMS and just Spam them just advice I'll they take it I'll message hello Beck or kak I don't know which one of you is with just to say that I really and you know my whole Spiel yeah they'd appreciate that I think yeah definitely Erin says that it actually was probably the right strategic decision to take the penalty because it was quite close to the end Beck and K had five more minutes on their penalty left Harry and Teddy were fortunate finding the pit stop in time yeah here's a eron's not necessarily agreeing with you Tom Beck and K didn't want to get the hands out in India being fans is different than actually being willing to do anything to win and Ellen said they literally screamed at a dead rat would you not if you were just walking down the street and like there's just a dead rat all of a sudden like I mean that's like jarring you don't expect that on the street you know like so yeah that's my response to that thank you very much either way whether they deserve to be in the final or they deserve to go out early we lose Beck and Kate in sixth position and we go to episode eight the eighth leg of the race starts at the edge of tonle
36:09 Sap which is a giant Lake that people live on like just unique weird circumstances we see in the world that we live in it's so amaz that I just said it's amazing but this race and this show is amazing because it does show that kind of thing to us westerners that are spoiled and have dry land and electricity and stuff so basically in this giant Lake teams have to purchase school supplies from a landbase book shop and then deliver them to the floating School via boat I like this I like this scene a lot like just the visuals of it looked crazy like Darren said that it's like the movie Waterworld which I appreciated a Kevin Cosner reference that was a horrible movie that I loved a lot I loved it too I love that movie I love that movie and you know in this place apparent Bo was saying that some people have never actually been on land before yeah like which is just crazy to think about I'm assuming he might have meant the kids or like a young baby or something I don't know hopefully people go to land at some point but yeah they need to basically get some school supplies go to a school and then learn
37:29 A version of Old McDonald had a farm in camir from the from the local children this is a Amazing Race staple learning stuff from kids and I always love seeing it because it just gives that sort of the you know in the cockles of your heart the warm feelings when it's these sort of challenges it's nice it's fun it's cute you know what I mean what do you think of this one Michelle I loved it because I would find it easy just I've grown up but like not growing up I've taught Old McDonald for years and years and years it's a staple and being able to understand what kids are saying I try and do that every day of my life because they come up and talk to me and I'm like they're talking too fast and so I can decipher really quickly I knew Emma would find it incredibly easy because it's really easy to pick up but here we are with Jana again having an absolute contion freaking out saying to course she's not superhuman no Yanni you don't have to be superhuman you just have to learn a song I'm sorry Jana it's not that hard V on oh again crumbling and it's it's not that
38:50 Hard it's what is hard is pushing through that stress and that's where but yes it was definitely an emmaemma challenge you know it was definitely for her and it was just yeah again it warn by heart especially the scenes with Emer and Haley and you can just tell that they're just made to be children's entertainers and you know it was just beautiful Ellen said Emma and Haley once again were like move aside [ __ ] we're gonna smash this challenge Emma was in a wiggle for nothing I like that they add like choreography and stuff that the kids aren't putting like they're doing the Motions but they're also like doing full danc how you remember things when synchronized but when you sing to kids that's how you remember things you remember things with your hands and your movements and yeah even when I read a story to kids I'm moving my whole expressions are moving my arms are moving so you know if you if you do that with kids a lot then yeah you add in all these Embellishments yeah she was she was so good I love watching her yeah and did only one of the boys sing only one of didn't they didn't yeah and one was har
40:10 Was doing the hand motions I thought surely that's not allowed they both have to sing exactly yeah otherwise PA could have done another challenge by himself right Tom I told you Harry's weakness is school but he managed to loophole around it if only the girls were so lucky but can we give a special shout out to Darren and Tristan providing soccer balls possibly the most useless item that these kids could have they on water that's great if I was one of the kids I would have been like oh good job guys oh good job you know I feel like it was in an episode of us Survivor though that they went to a similar place and they did have a enclosed soccer playing area I swear I saw that on something I feel like it was us Survivor but I might be wrong so maybe they've got fences yeah but yeah I agree not ideal you know let's see let's see them gather dust in the corner Ellen again such a big fan of I would have chucked y in the lake on Darren and Tristan's sinking boat during this to be honest learning a song isn't that hard exclamation point and going in on Jana yeah Ellen
41:30 Feels like the way about Jana in the converse opposite way that Tom feels about Beck and Kate not knowing which one's which though yeah I mean they're like the same person almost in terms in terms of how much I respect and appreciate them it really they should have been labeled Beck or Kate the whole time rather than Beck and Kate H that's like the pronouns I'm be Kate that's either or yeah so after they learn the song they we get our detour which is fish or farm so teams either have to catch some shrimp out in the water or plant crops in a local Garden em and Haley alien Angie and Darren and Tristan choose shrimping where they basically have to get there stations already set up where the traps have been laid out and The Traps are just basically wigs right like a bunch of bushes and then you shake out whatever's there excuse me I'm sorry Emma commented that well they had they had a one where they got heaps
42:50 Of shrimp on the first go I don't like it when Luck's involved that would upset me don't want luck it's the Amazing Race luck in The Amazing Race I want something where I can just memorize something and do it well you would probably would have done the gardening then I would have loved that gardening I would have been slow because I would have just been walking around going oh this is nice oh isn't it nice and made friends with the old lady in the hot hat or whatever yeah that gardening actually has been featured in another season are you season and so ging on water now I'm steering clear of that because I remember they had to be in lines and you had to remember them and I can't really tell the difference between one PL and another unless they're really different can you tell which basil is religious and which ones aren't though no that's then you should really teach Teddy man because Teddy could not tell which Basel was holy and which was normal B oh Teddy and Harry I think they were they just had so many good quotes from this episode I like watched like two like an hour or two ago I've already forgotten all of them but I remember laughing at all
44:10 Of them so good job they L her hat they said something about how good her hat was yeah that they're probably thinking o will talk up the chick so she's like totally like G to give us the clue yeah oi bro that's a great idea I love you bro I love you too bro do you think they don't know how to talk to women when it's there's no chance of any sex that maybe they're like oh what do we say to her I love your hat I love your hat it's sick Bro oh and just for something different in this episode we haven't seen this before Yan and core argue communication still very much an issue back backto back challenges whatever it is Jana and core going at each other so yes shrimping gardening both difficult I don't know like Emma did say that the shrimping the guy who demonstrated made it look super easy and it ended up being way harder what is like is it I don't understand what is difficult about pull it in right it's just like yeah luck of having the shrimp go to your tree I mean we saw with alien and they didn't pull much in quite a few times but
45:30 I mean I don't know whe that had any effect like was it Angie kept hitting Aly with the tree every time she pulled it up she'd whack her in the head with it poor thing I think it was at this point I think Angie said to or Alex said to Angie or maybe I can't sell them apart either no I can't but I think one of them said you need to Cal your titties and then the other one said you Cal your titties and that's as far as quotes go Tom that was a good one being told it was you know it was a good reminder because I had to Cal my titties too at the same time so I'm glad they said that I you know how did Darren s his V how was Tristan who sunk it yeah oh did he yeah rushing rush because he was saying Tristan was like a big like Hulk or whatever like whenever he made a move like the whole boat just moved you know yeah so funny Darren made some good quotes then and I didn't write any of them down but I remember him saying some funny things as he was out of the boat it would have been very interesting to see core try and squeeze him his six foot three frame into those tiny boats as well I think they would have capsized too probably giraffes don't go on
46:50 Canoes yeah that sort of thing no yeah again me trying to do the gardening detour Jana winging and whining about how hard it is blah me push Jana into the lake Teddy comment on how bad your communication is there is something wrong with it and it needs fixing so if Harry and Teddy are calling you out for the communication then you need to worry about it and chude hey chude said I agree I also say to be fair Harry and Teddy probably have the best communication in the entire race bro I love you bro I love you they're getting the point across pretty effectively in my opinion yeah just with one word yeah and just the way it said bro I can't so much yeah bro so once we they complete the shrimping or the gardening we get a roadblock called against can I just say one quick thing yeah absolutely I saw a video from Bo late last week I wanted to post it somewhere but I've got to I'll have to screen record my screen because I couldn't save it and Bo is
48:10 Actually there ready to explain the gardening Challenge and it actually it's torrentially pouring on him and the rain is going sideways while he's trying to kneel down in the garden and he must have given up after a while and waited it stopped raining but it was the funniest clip because you know it's what all of them try to do they try to explain something before the races get there but it must have it must have torrentially poured and they must have let all the teams wait till it had finished because they wouldn't have been able to do anything with the weather bow was in anyway yeah every boat would have sunk there's no shrimp in other things cuz they're all underwater yeah that the weather can play such a big part in a show like The Amazing Race but yeah we move on to the next roadblock which is Against the Grain they basically have to separate rice grains from the husks with a bamboo CV and this one again you it's when you hear what the challenge is going to be they're separating rice on a on a sieve you don't necessarily think it's going to be one of the more physical or the physically demanding challenges but because of the heat because of that giant stick that they're using to smash all the H this one got the competitors very hot and bothered
49:31 Including Darren they said he looked like he took a swim multiple times by the end of it he couldn't hold his hands because they were so like sore and blistered and stuff Darren said his hands were all blistered looking like Emperor Palpatine cor like and now young Skywalker and the thing that blew my mind with this challenge is that they were doing this process which by all accounts is what the locals do to make this amazing rice that has won multiple competitions and they're going through physical pain to end up with one cup of rice and how much rice do these locals produce in this same exact process where they're done like they're dying their hands are falling apart the they're sweating the all that sort of thing what did you think of this one V well I think I think the locals probably have a bit more of the right stuff when it comes to this kind of attitude to this kind of work they've probably got a bit more resilience and workman's hands compared to our dear celebrities but again it just
50:51 I looked at that and I and I thought oh but that looks lovely they're outside look it's that beautiful setting I'd sort of I'd be so slow I'd just be looking around going oh I'd be an air a space cadet but then the hard work would start and I'd probably fall apart and come last so but that's just me I guess I thought I thought first of all I want to try this rice if it's the best in the world really want to try it but poor core who was doing so well and then he kicked over his rise because he's just he's just all Leg gir and I think it was I don't know whether it was Teddy or Harry was encouraging him so har again encouraging me in the face of Jana criticizing and basically hey give him a break man that's not going to help like that's not how you and she's like that would help me that's how I won medals by being bit on for nonstop apparently but yeah her method of encouragement is to discourage all right if I was Harry then i' be all right well if discouragement works for you then you're completely useless so like unless there an eating challenge just shut up and let Co do what he's doing because he is carrying
52:11 You and I wouldn't be surprised if he makes all the money in your house or whatever because like what do you do like you can't do anything like so be quiet oh yeah you're welcome I'm helping you with my discouragement anyway I'm out Tom is out he's going cor with his actually does PA with his crippled hands does end up beating Darren and Harry or Teddy and we do see Jana like Praise Him for this and she's like she does the Buddy thing oh good job buddy so a that was so good buddy so maybe they just have that yeah like it's both ends the Spectrum it's extremes and there's no middle ground it's either I'm criticizing you or I'm praising you and that's how their relationship is I don't know because we saw at the school as well it kind of went the other way too Co was giving Yana crap because admittedly Tom she was very bad at it but she came out and said like you really hurt my feelings don't talk to me that way but it just seems to be part and parcel of the way they interact together which I'm hoping by the time my kids are teenagers I'm not like that with cuz that's a you yelled
53:31 At your kids after you've yelled at your kids you're like hey sorry Mommy just got mad for a minute okay buddy do you want some ice cream buddy don't tell your friends that mommy yelled like that so off the back of their incredible showing with the learning that Old McDonald em and Haley capitalized on their lead from that they husk the rice well they separate that and em and Haley finished first their first time landing on the mat in first position followed very closely by Alli and Angie actually so right behind them again look we've seen multiple instances where races are landing at the same time then Yan and core Harry and Teddy Darren and Tristan last to arrive and again right behind each other Darren Tristan on the mat when Harry and Teddy arrive find out lucky for them it is a non-elimination leg it kind of felt like that from the gecko right like I thought it was going to Tom you called that you knew one of these two was going to be I'm a Jedi what can I say well I think I think Tom you're also saying that there was that spoiler about them crying
54:51 In front of a waterfall yeah so I they're making it to the finals cuz I don't see no waterfall coming up in the next episode so I re can they will they'll make it to the end there's going to be another non-elimination Le this week if they're doing 12 apps they have to go into the final week with four and get rid of one then their final episode with three so there has to be a non-elimination one this week there you go s look for in that case they really should have made the first episode this week in on elimination instead of the second so it doesn't feel as weird I think a lot of people would agree with me in that sentiment and yeah Beck and cage would still be there and yeah said would come last in that one though they wouldn't have and actually Y and Co would have actually come last somehow instead that's what would have happened but also Emer and Haley came first in I think the third L I believe as well so just oh that's right okay check Jonathan gray wasn't yeah Jonathan's not here he was too busy insulting me and then leaving beforehand audacity Ellen is pleased that em and Haley got the win and did point out again once again the editing ep1 sport this episode for me because I knew Harry and Teddy was safe as it wasn't the waterfall pit stop that everyone's seen annoying isn't
56:12 It what's everyone's averages now that Jonathan isn't here I don't know man like I don't know should we go to our little thing we should that does bring it to the end of that episode it was a non-elimination leg and we can have a look at where our people lie so let's have a I think Darren is getting more and more traumatized as the race goes on yeah I haven't been able to see where their piercing holes are I've been looking out for it every time I see them to see if they're like getting infected or anything they could have they only had them in for like 20 minutes they would have taken them out right as they got to the pit stop so in maybe one of the biggest Falls from Grace we put them number one they should stay there more of like a honorary position yeah position out of there down the bottom and put Emer Haley up the top [Laughter] no I'm sorry let's talk about it then Darren and Tristan came first again right so they should they're obviously number one I think they should still be at the top yeah in episode seven that is sorry Ali and Angie
57:33 They're good middle pretty good yeah they stay there I think we only have five teams left right we still got to put someone down the bottom so where who's going where Emma and Haley at the top going the top are they in front of Daren second yeah okay so like this then Harry and Teddy with Y and last yeah well they got the final three they got the waterfall protection you know yes ah middle of the pack where are they going next week yeah I'm pretty sure we saw the pit stop and I don't remember seeing any Waterfall oh okay cuz I was like maybe there's I mean two episodes maybe there's a waterfall at some point are they like the Amazing Race what I remember was so used to for a long time was multiple continents around the world race and now we're seeing India to Malaysia to Cambodia and it's all very constrained across this season it's all in Asia this one yeah it's a bit of a shame that way but it's not quite as amazing but it's certainly a good season are we happy with this layout I think this is pretty
58:53 Pretty strong yeah and just because they haven't been that bad they've not come last but because of the communication issues we assume that crack is going to turn into a crevice at some point right like it's going to be their downfall in something soon enough especially if Jana is so defeat us I mean I think even like from a roadblock perspective she's lucky that the roadblock she did was eating because I think there you know how you have to have is it does Amazing Race Australia have that as well Michelle would they have to have even number of road blocks I don't know what they're doing with that I should I should go back to other seasons and have a look I don't know whether I think they changed the rules in between every single season to be honest but I think I do worry for Ali and Angie I feel like they've sort of subtly hinted at like the Ang back issues and like I can't imagine they did drop that multiple times didn't it yeah can't imagine her back healing in between all this like unless like they get a week off which they obviously don't so like I could foresee them cuz well we see Harry and Teddy with the speed bump in the next episode but they also we're all pretty sure they survived because of that editing mistake that Amazing
1:00:14 Race did Ellen confed it as well by the way next Pit Stop is in a waterfall yeah so I almost think Ally and Angie have a decent shot of going out next you know as well as J and cor core as well but you know I can't wait to see Yana eliminated or they make it to the top three and like they're that team that like doesn't even stand a chance like it's like between Darren and Tristan and Emer and Haley and then Jan and cor just like stuck at a beach trying to find like a seashell or whatever like I'm pretty that was one of the challenges last in last year's finale I'd love to see that and they're just fighting and then cause like you know what Mom I think I'm just going to go home because i' I've carried this team and I want to leave now and you know I'm I in the comments thinks that Darren might do that Steven Smith welcome Steven said Darren is gone this week definitely I feel that Darren has had enough no what do you think of that is it getting too hard for the fany celebs he's a Survivor I'm pretty sure Celebrity Apprentice he either made it to the finale or the very the episode just before the finale he knows how to get through and These reality
1:01:34 TV shows not the same though right celebrity prin versus The Amazing Race as far as degree of difficulty and uncomfortableness and being in non nice conditions non nice he's tough he can do it I believe in Darren Ellen again saying that Emma and Haley need to be amazing races above Darren to be honest Darren's won more than Emma hasn't he yeah definitely yeah Darren and Tristan have won at least four and Emer Haley have won two they could take it out they could depends what the challenges are on the last leg you know if they make it then yeah Oh Ellen saying Darren and trist give me Major Tom and Tyler Vibes I feel like they'll get to the final four and then get elimin maybe and Ellen also said what you said before Tom can Co do what Frankie did last and just run a leg on his own without Mom oh yeah that was a funny it might be too it might be too unfair because running a leg by yourself is easier than carrying someone yes the entire leg right yeah maybe that's his anchor his mom but that is
1:02:54 We're going to lock that in I think I'm not comfortable with anyone because these I mean we're the final five right it's not like there's anyone there that's really bad at this race to get to this point Yan and cor showing the biggest signs but it hasn't affected them so far as far as placement goes I think early on was the worst they've gone and they've kind of come Leaps and Bounds since then despite themselves Alli and Angie like what Tom said is an injury be an issue here Harry and Teddy have make you think that's not my words that's his em and Haley Darren Tristan doing well so yeah I think we I think this is probably with the exception of Beck and Kate Tom I'm sure it kind of has played out that these are the best ones right like everyone that's been eliminated before these people should have been eliminated before these people if you look who's at the bottom yeah be yeah so I think we've got a good final five here heading into the last four episodes and Ellen said also is this season 12 FS if so we've only got four episodes left yeah I believe it is I've heard that Ellen yeah and Steve said
1:04:14 There's there was always a clear top six but after that really is anyone's guess and that's kind of the territory we're at now we are guessing we're guessing Darren and Tristan looking good em and Haley over alien Angie harrying Teddy and then Jana and C to be the next ones to go out but until next week sorry Tom oh I didn't say anything oh sorry till next week Tom Michelle V I'm Kahuna we're gonna be back for everything to do with the Amazing Race Australia the bo ran see you folks